Old trickster threw a party
He invited everyone
Madam Mim, Cruelle de Ville
Lex Luthor, Prince John

The Queen brought some apples
For everyone to eat
Turkish delight was the
White Witch’s treat

(Chorus)
Hey Heroes
Why can’t we get along?

Headless horseman and the mummy
were not even eating
Chairface Chippendale
provided the seating

Captain Hook spiked the kool-aid
With vodka and Listerine
Mood lighting was provided by
Emperor Palpatine

CHORUS

Wicked Witch of the West
Started playing some poker
With Frankenstein’s monster
Doc Hopper and Joker

Dracula beat Voldemort at
Jenga and Pick-up-sticks
Hades brought the Grinch
News from the River Styx

CHORUS

Ursula, Gaston and
Richard the Third
Cracked wise at the Bard
with Iago, man and bird

The evil stepmother,
Zookeeper and Penguin
Played round-robin ping pong
(with) Jafar and Green Goblin

CHORUS

Here’s where the party ends
Called Batman and Robin Hood
Merlin and Tick joined in,
Looks like you’re done for good

Aslan and Yoda both
Joined in the fray
While Cluberella yelled,
“Don’t let them get away”

Kapow Splat Bang Zoom

Copyright 2007 - Eric Distad